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CAPITALISM, SOCIALISM, AND COMMUNISM -




TYPICAL LIBERAL - that is when it comes to facts and truths! Unless of course, you are part of liberal leadership, then your head is in a very special place where the sun does not shine!




DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES - Conservatives would like to see an end to welfare; Liberals would like to see an end to capitalism!




DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES - A conservative vegetarian does not eat meat; a Liberal vegan wants all meat products banned so no one should eat meat.




CONVOLUTED MESS - Lady Liberty is ashamed; our outgoing Congress has made a mockery of our Constitution and our Republic. Let's hope the incoming crew will be able to restore our faith in our gov't.




Liberals don't see half full or half empty -




THAT'S OK - That means that the vikings and their descendants can stay!




COMMAND AND CONTROL - Its what happens if you ask questions off the script!




MISLEADING YOUR BASE - You're doing it right!




LIBTARD REVOLUTIONARIES -




30-ROUND MAGAZINE - If a ban on these passed into law: tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who never shot anyone in their life would become criminals overnight




FUNDRAISING IN HOLLYWOOD - After meeting with Hollywood's elite, next comes the dinner with the lemmings at the cliffs on Mulholland drive...




911 FIRST RESPONDERS - Your request for health care from ailments directly related to your acts of heroism have been denied v/r The GOP




The general consensus -




CORRECTION: THE POOR NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES. - 47% of Americans drain the tax revenue without paying. It's not the rich that are the problem.




PARDON ME WHILE I TAKE A HUFFINGTON POST . . . - . . .and wipe my Minneapolis Star Tribune when I'm done.




SPEND THEN TAX LIBERALS - Because nothing says success like taxing your way into prosperity!




UNION PROTESTS -




DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES - A conservative who does not like a talk show host simply changes the channel; A liberal however, believes the host must be banned from the airwaves.




FREE LOADED SHOTGUNS - What could possibly go wrong?


TAGS: gun nuts off their rockers
Rating: 2.75/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

Renza - March 29, 2013, 10:09 am
The best part is that someone like that probably wont be doing background checks, so they'll probably be arming many of the people that are already committing the crimes.
TheConstitutionalist - March 28, 2013, 10:21 pm
Oh...I'd like one. Ammo is getting very expensive and to have it already loaded just saves time and money. lol


COULD OBAMA LEAD THE NATION -




DEMOCRAT WAR ON HISTORY -




CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL RATINGS - Can you see them? I can't! Just when you thought Nazi Pelosi's ratings were a lowest ever!




ARIZONA - You Make Me Proud To Be An American




LIBERALS: ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE - to match a person's record vs their rhetoric. This is how most of us knew that Obama would not be a good president, we read his record and the rhetoric did not match!




DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES - If a Conservative disagrees with a Liberal president, he is called a racist. When a Liberal disagrees with a Conservative president, it's patriotic dissent.




When O J was acquitted -


TAGS: civilized society verses racial stirring because sharpton and jackson make their money with racial divide
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by OTC

crankyhead - January 31, 2015, 3:32 pm
"Keep trying."? I'm all out of guesses. Why don't you just explain it to me?
fauxnews - January 28, 2015, 3:16 pm
That's cute. You hold onto that bone, Fido. X-D
OTC - January 28, 2015, 2:16 pm
If you're not a sock puppet then why do you keep answering questions direct to others?
fauxnews - January 28, 2015, 1:36 pm
So now you're back to thinking I'm Cranky in disguise? Gee...you're starting to sound like Emma(R.I.P.) nyuk nyuk nyuk
OTC - January 27, 2015, 2:18 pm
I knew that would get cranky's sock puppet agitated
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:59 am
Translation (OTC): But I like "Sharknado." :-(
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:59 am
And before you flip out over THAT point about OJ and race...remember I used the word "sarcastic." ;-) Okay, I have long drive ahead of me. Gots to go. In any case, nice jousting with you mate. Cheers =)
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:56 am
If u dont like"skin color being brought into this",its because youre projecting(that ALL u).Regarding OJ's acquittal,one could sarcastically argue:why do whites need to riot?Their ancestors never were enslaved by blacks.What do they have to be bitter for?
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:48 am
And now you are telling me that this entire time you were actually just talking about economic classes, not addressing race even though you were knowingly answering questions about racism in response to a poster you made about race??? How convenient.LMAO
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:46 am
Your direct response to that EXACT point about institutional racism was that the majority of people that end up in prison (i.e.blacks) aren’t the victims,they are actually the ones screwing everyone else over through welfare abuse, alleging reverse racism
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:42 am
Let's walk through these posts, shall we? Your provocative poster is about RACE. Cranky challenged your provocative position on RACE. Next, you responded about “two different cultures whose civil rights were violated”, again discussing RACE provocatively.
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:40 am
Rubbish.
OTC - January 27, 2015, 12:13 am
You're the one that brought skin color into this, and you accuse me of being racist?
OTC - January 27, 2015, 12:11 am
I said "class" as in middle class and lower class. I'm middle class and work with several middle class blacks and deal with a lot of lower class whites
OTC - January 26, 2015, 9:51 pm
You make ridiculous comments such as #72453 and expect a decent discussion?
fauxnews - January 26, 2015, 6:26 pm
Translation (OTC): The government takes money away from whites and gives it to blacks, even though I have zero evidence to back this claim. No, I'm not possessed by racist ideology or thinking.
fauxnews - January 26, 2015, 6:25 pm
"Keep trying?"You make these bold, brazen points and then run for the hills when confronted about them...every time.If you can't stand behind your positions,you can't expect others to do it for you.In the real world, we call that "conceding."Try again X-D
OTC - January 26, 2015, 12:10 pm
You do make an interesting point. Wealth is taken from one class of a neighborhood in the form of taxes and distributed largely to another class of a neighborhood which also happens to be the same class largely populating our prisons.
OTC - January 26, 2015, 10:04 am
Keep trying
crankyhead - January 25, 2015, 6:27 pm
…represented by race, you won't acknowledge that the same disproportionality also exists in how wealth is divided neighbourhood to neighbourhood, and your refusal is somehow my fault, because I'm ignorant? Is that about right?
crankyhead - January 25, 2015, 6:24 pm
Let me see if I'm following your logic… You refuse to believe that racism still exists, you won't acknowledge that racial profiling is an actual police tactic, you won't acknowledge that prison populations are, by and large, disproportionately...
OTC - January 20, 2015, 9:06 pm
Still living in bliss are you?
crankyhead - January 18, 2015, 6:28 pm
Was…? Had…?
OTC - December 30, 2014, 7:51 am
It points out 2 different cultures, one was abused, mistreated, and had their civil rights violated and that anger seems to have filtered down thru the generations. Now show me where I blame you or how you fully understand me
crankyhead - December 28, 2014, 7:26 pm
OTC, I understand fully why you're unwilling to defend some of the things you say… what I don't understand is why it is you expect everyone to believe that it's my fault.
OTC - December 26, 2014, 1:24 pm
You must be living in bliss
crankyhead - December 26, 2014, 8:02 am
Ok.. so you're uncomfortable answering the question... no surprise there. Maybe you'd like to take a second and answer your own question then? What is/was the difference?
OTC - December 26, 2014, 6:35 am
Not what you're hoping it says
crankyhead - December 24, 2014, 7:55 pm
What are you trying to say here OTC?


Selective rights -




What are the last three letters of a Democrat? -




How to anger a liberal -


TAGS: their way or no way liberals
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by OTC

OTC - June 23, 2014, 11:56 pm
That was so funny I almost wet myself laughing
Zeitguy - June 23, 2014, 9:35 pm
The O'Reilly factor is a good source of unbiased journalism. It's the " no spin zone".


WHO WOULD BOYCOTT DISNEY? - Ever wonder what Walt's personal opinions were?




If Obamacare is such a wonderful thing -




" THE PRESIDENCY IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF THE FUNDRAISING " - Obama To Attend Not One, Not Two, Not Three But Four Re-election Fundraisers Today, billed to the Taxpayer.




Quick Reaction Force -


TAGS: obama take credit for their deaths as osama s
Rating: 4.82/5

More politifakes by OTC

OTC - August 3, 2013, 8:22 pm
Members of the mitary take an oath to make the other guy die for their country
MashiMashi - July 29, 2013, 12:57 pm
Yes they did BARACK changed the oath during first term.
foxrecon19d - July 27, 2013, 7:00 pm
Actually, no... U.S. Navy SEALS, or any member of the United States military, ever took an oath to give their lives so that Barack Obama can look good
MashiMashi - July 27, 2013, 1:59 pm
That's what Seal Team Six does Baby!!


TARGET ON HIS BACK - Looks like AP moved way up on the clown's enemy list, what with his new $100 million contract. Punish the rich!




PRIORITIES -




If Obamacare passed without Republican votes -




PROGRESSIVES- CARE MORE ABOUT BARACK OBAMA THAN THEY CARE ABOUT THEIR OWN CHILDREN -




SMITH & WESSON INTRODUCES THE 'OBAMA GUN' - Perfect for Absolete Allies, Endorsed by The Democratic Party.




DEMOCRATS STICKING TO THEIR GUNS -




ROMNEY 2012 - Pacifist for Commander in Chief (How did we get here?)




DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN POLITICIANS WERE RESPECTED - when they actually cared about rights, freedom, and fair democratic process? when wars were fought against tyrannical, world spanning empires? when the world loved the united states of america?




OBAMARANG -




Senator Mary Landrieu -




ROLLING BROWN OUTS - Coming soon to Vermont, followed by healthy increases in electric bills.




CLUELESS - And getting paid big bucks by the forces that hate America.




SENATE TACKLING THE TOUGH ISSUES - The Senate changes the phrase "mentally retarded" to "an individual with an intellectual disability" in existing health, education and labor law. Nice to see them protecting their own!




LEGENDS IN THEIR OWN MINDS - out of date, out of touch, out of time... tick tock, tick tock... 5 weeks and counting the days to vote out the SOB's




Certain Liars - Go Figure -


TAGS: liars losing their mind
Rating: 3.5/5

More politifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 1, 2014, 9:27 pm

No problem. I'd have been confused too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2014, 8:59 pm
Thanks Moo+ I appreciate you telling me. If you hadn't told me - truthfully - I wouldn't have known. I couldn't tell what was aimed at who. I was thinking, "I'm not a terrorist!" Lol. But thanks for the confirmation :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 1, 2014, 7:51 pm

There were several removed comments, none that remain were aimed at you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:45 pm
Whoa . . . . awkward. The comments seem so non-sequitur, yet so cryptic. I probably shouldn't post here anymore.
OTC - May 30, 2014, 11:05 pm
No need to worry, I'm sure the NSA and FBI are closely monitoring him, if he is not an Islam terrorist
steve1961 - May 30, 2014, 10:09 pm
The fact that he has derived his name from the spree-killer, Elliot Rodger, gives me cause for concern. His behaviour while merely a nuisance before, now appears far more threatening. IMO
rerun - May 30, 2014, 8:49 pm

gone, again
EmmaRoydes - May 30, 2014, 8:24 pm
you must be leading a pretty boring life considering how many accounts you've created and been booted from. You are one funny girl


PARTS OF THE CONSTITUTION CHANGED OVER TIME -




CONSERVATIVES -




INTEL-SHIP - Let the soldiers and sailors do their job




HEATH CARE REFORM - There are parts in it you would like. Unless of course you're a Conservative.




Enslaved to the narrative -




the previous 5 presidents enact immigration bans -




Joy Behar apologized for comments about nurse Kelley Johnson -




feminazi's march -




Public assistance -




That Moment -




Remember when... -




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